Why yes, I am wearing the new coffee scented pants from Scratch-N-Sniff Apparel. Thanks for noticing!

And while I'm on the subject of coffee pants, I'd like to give a quick shout out to whoever invented the color black. Dude, you rock!

Because I spilled was attacked by evil coffee and some of it got on my black pants and you can't see anything! It's like it never happened!

Except I might smell a bit like coffee now...

But probably only to people sniffing my pants. And since no one is currently doing that I think I'm safe. No one will know my secret! At least no one here in the office. Where I'm surrounded by peers that may judge and ridicule me for not being skilled enough to pick up and hold a paper coffee cup in my hand.

Okay. I'm seriously over the whole coffee-pants thing now. Really.