i was kind of creative today. it took me all day (well, the few hours i was at work) but i managed to finish my new project. woohoo!

i made a new quiz over at quizilla. a christmas themed quiz. the questions and answers and graphics turned out sort of lame though. its lame lame lame and still it took me all day and part of yesterday to finish it. it takes a lot of time and hard work to get this lame! who knew? anywho...

here are my results from my quiz:


You are mismatched socks bought at a yardsale. You're a last minute throw together gift. But at least you're a full set.
What Sucky Christmas Present Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Tuesday Is Chooseday

Would you rather...

1. receive oral sex from professor dumbledore (of harry potter fame) OR gandolf (of lord of the rings fame)?

That's so wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

But let's play anyway. :)

So... well... um... er... uh... gee... let's see here... well... they're both old, they're both magical, they've both got long wizardy beards. I love the Harry Potter books, and love Dumbledore. I don't really want to think about him doing that sort of thing. I haven't read the LOTR books though, but from what I can gather from the movies, Gandolf doesn't seem like he'd be as much fun to hang around as Dumbledore would be. And I'm all about the fun. So... yeah... I uh... I pick Dumbledore.

2. be a world reknowned singer OR be a world reknowned actor?

I'd rather be a renowned singer. As much as I would love to be a famous actor I think my secret dream to be a lounge singer wins out here. Me, a world renowned singer, singing in a dusky little night club to an intimately crowded room full of my biggest fans from all over the globe. Yeah. That sounds like fun.

3. make a living scooping roadkill off the highways OR cleaning the rubber sheets at a brothel that specializes in "scat"?

Hmmm... which would smell worse? I'm thinking the 'scat' brothel would. But would I rather see the guts of a cute little harmless creature smeared on the pavement or would I rather see different body fluids smeared all over the rubber sheets. I think the roadkill would appear in more flashbacks than the icky bodily stuff. So I'd rather clean the rubber sheets. I think. Yeah, I'd rather do the brothel job. I could pretend that I don't know what I'm looking at or smelling there. (Okay, maybe not the smell). But with roadkill I wouldn't be able to pretend its something else.

4. order a white russian stirred thrice with a cinnamon stick in a biker bar OR a can of schlitz at the four seasons during a black tie event?

Schlitz all the way. There's no way I'd want to stir up an trouble in a biker bar, especially with a cinnamon stick. Maybe the biker dudes would be hip to my drink of choice. Who knows? But I'd feel cozier ordering Schlitz in front of all the black tie stuffies.

as soon as i validated my wannabe novel with the nanowrimo bots i rewarded myself with a tshirt purchase. and today i got the official nanowrimo tshirt. well, not today. sometime last week. i just haven't checked the mail in a few days. but i checked it this morning and found my tshirt in there, just waiting for me to find it.

its a bitchin' t. and it looks bitchin' on me. oh yeah. i'm totally bitchin' now. i'm afraid to wear it out in public i look so good in it. i could be mauled by admirerers.

if i don't blog in a few months, well, you'll know why. maulers. jealous jealous maulers.

:)

i must go now and finish my I'm Wearing My NaNoWriMo T-Shirt happy dance.

i am not a stupid american. this quiz says i'm average. go me! i only got 14 out of 20 right though. that's average? at least the other countries aren't kicking our ass too badly. besides, the questions are on a timer! i was under pressure to answer fast! it's not my fault i answered some of the questions wrong.

Pre-Hyptnotized Peter
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i don't hate my job per se, though there are many sucky elements to it. and i don't hate my life one bit. i do need a break though. that would be super nice. oh break! where are you?!?!

i guess my break will be the 25th and 26th. i get a four day weekend. woohoo! i know i'm luckier than some, because there are those that will have to work one or both of those days. and that sucks. but still, there are those workers out there that get fat vacations. fat two-weeks-off-for-xmas-and-new-year's vacations.

to all you people who work at a job that gives you more than just the 25th off for the holiday, i say 'phooey to you!'

i then say 'wanna hire me?'

i need to be my own boss and work from home. then i could have two weeks off around xmas time. and work in just my undies - a great side benefit.

after taking this quiz i've now got the 'Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee' song stuck in my head.

Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more

i hope i don't start singing it out loud. :) that would be baaaad.

so would calling The BossMan 'high pockets'. one of the guys here at work likes to give people nicknames. he calls The BossMan several names, but one he uses frequently is High Pockets. because, well, The BossMan wears his pants like he's 92 years old. i.e. very very high. so his pockets are higher than they should be. High Pockets. i smile every time i hear that name. which is bad. very bad. because one day it's just going to blurt right out of my mouth. "I have that report for you High Pock... er... I mean... uh... here's the report. I have to go now. Buhbye." very very bad.

Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more

"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections." - Frank Kaiser

Unconscious Mutterings

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Blizzard:: ice cream
   
2. J:: J Abrams - Alias
   
3. Control:: janet jackson song
   
4. Blood:: vampires!
   
5. Mysterious:: talk, dark, handsome, and mysterious, a quadruple whammy.
   
6. Annoying:: bugs
   
7. Throat:: sore at the moment *sniffle cough*
   
8. Condom:: love glove
   
9. Search:: and seizure
   
10. Heartfelt:: condolences