This is my 900th post.
900 random posts of randomness, bitchiness, and fun.
Guess where my 901st post is...
* Link has been removed because that site is dead, DEAD I TELL YA!
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High Vibration Parenting
1 year ago
Friday, February 22, 2008
Guess what...
Wow.
This is my 900th post.
900 random posts of randomness, bitchiness, and fun.
Guess where my 901st post is...
:) *
* Link has been removed because that site is dead, DEAD I TELL YA!
This is my 900th post.
900 random posts of randomness, bitchiness, and fun.
Guess where my 901st post is...
* Link has been removed because that site is dead, DEAD I TELL YA!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Clogged Drains? Call The Dancing Toaster
* today's fabulously insane title brought to you by the generating powers of this 'sentence generator'
I woke up this morning at 4:00am. On purpose.
And as I laid there, uneasily for fear of falling back asleep, I made plans to make sure I was in bed at mutha-effin 8 pm tonight because holy cow was I tired as shit.
No more semi-but-not-really-because-I'm-getting-older-so-they-only-feel-late nights for me. At least not for awhile.
Six hours! I got six hours of sleep, that should have been enough. But noooooooooooo.
Bleagh.
In other Not So Exciting News, I got my fourth write-up this morning. (Scroll down two posts for reference.) We get 8 write-ups in a sixth month period. So 4 more in the next five months and I'm out of here.
Yeah, I've sort of racked them up quickly. But I've got a plan! I set Mr. Outlook Email Calendar Dude to remind me every break period now. He flashes me his little warning signs that say:
"OMG TAKE YOUR BREAK NOW NOW NOW BEFORE THE WORLD EXPLODES!!!!!!!!"
I really hope someone tries to schedule a meeting with me through outlook for a time overlapping one of my breaks and sees the title of my 'busy meeting'. Hmmm... Maybe I should change the outlook reminder to:
"BREAK TIME BITCHES! SUCK IT TIME CLOCK NAZI!"
I actually like the time clock nazi, so maybe I won't use that as a reminder.
I was joking with the guy who gives me the write-up sheets to sign, asking if I was winning out of all the other employees. I've got a good head start on most, and am tied with another guy in the department for the lead. I don't think the supervisor thought it was as funny as I did. And really, I don't think its funny either. But I don't want to get depressed/freaked out by it so... humor wins!
But despite all that, today will be a good day, as evidenced by the following conversation.
Mr. Desk Neighbor is sitting at his desk, reading his emails.
"Oh," he says.
I ignore him, and my own emails, and continue to type up this blog post.
"Oh wow."
"Huh?" Because now he has my interest piqued.
"If Mike was a girl I'd be tonguing him."
"Ewwww."
"He sent me all the information I was asking for. Plus more!"
Mr. Desk Neighbor printed out his email, ran over to pick up the papers, ooooh'd and ahhhh'd over it for a few seconds, then came over to show me all the goodies this 'Mike' guy had emailed him. He was like a proud papa showing off his baby spud.
Then he said, "I'm going to go see if I can French him over the phone."
I hope Mr. Desk Neighbor never reads these posts. Especially if it stops him from giving me gems like these that really make my day.
I woke up this morning at 4:00am. On purpose.
And as I laid there, uneasily for fear of falling back asleep, I made plans to make sure I was in bed at mutha-effin 8 pm tonight because holy cow was I tired as shit.
No more semi-but-not-really-because-I'm-getting-older-so-they-only-feel-late nights for me. At least not for awhile.
Six hours! I got six hours of sleep, that should have been enough. But noooooooooooo.
Bleagh.
In other Not So Exciting News, I got my fourth write-up this morning. (Scroll down two posts for reference.) We get 8 write-ups in a sixth month period. So 4 more in the next five months and I'm out of here.
Yeah, I've sort of racked them up quickly. But I've got a plan! I set Mr. Outlook Email Calendar Dude to remind me every break period now. He flashes me his little warning signs that say:
"OMG TAKE YOUR BREAK NOW NOW NOW BEFORE THE WORLD EXPLODES!!!!!!!!"
I really hope someone tries to schedule a meeting with me through outlook for a time overlapping one of my breaks and sees the title of my 'busy meeting'. Hmmm... Maybe I should change the outlook reminder to:
"BREAK TIME BITCHES! SUCK IT TIME CLOCK NAZI!"
I actually like the time clock nazi, so maybe I won't use that as a reminder.
I was joking with the guy who gives me the write-up sheets to sign, asking if I was winning out of all the other employees. I've got a good head start on most, and am tied with another guy in the department for the lead. I don't think the supervisor thought it was as funny as I did. And really, I don't think its funny either. But I don't want to get depressed/freaked out by it so... humor wins!
But despite all that, today will be a good day, as evidenced by the following conversation.
Mr. Desk Neighbor is sitting at his desk, reading his emails.
"Oh," he says.
I ignore him, and my own emails, and continue to type up this blog post.
"Oh wow."
"Huh?" Because now he has my interest piqued.
"If Mike was a girl I'd be tonguing him."
"Ewwww."
"He sent me all the information I was asking for. Plus more!"
Mr. Desk Neighbor printed out his email, ran over to pick up the papers, ooooh'd and ahhhh'd over it for a few seconds, then came over to show me all the goodies this 'Mike' guy had emailed him. He was like a proud papa showing off his baby spud.
Then he said, "I'm going to go see if I can French him over the phone."
I hope Mr. Desk Neighbor never reads these posts. Especially if it stops him from giving me gems like these that really make my day.
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