Monday, November 20, 2006

People/Things That Need To Be Slapped

People that like to listen to Christmas music before Thanksgiving...

*slap*

The radio station that started playing nothing but frelling Christmas music last week...

*slap*

Idiot drivers...

*slap*

People that can dish out crap but can't quite take it...

*slap*

People that make plans only to get sidetracked...

*slap*

Mother "Ha Ha Let's Make You Sweat In November!" Nature...

*slap*

Psychics guest staring on radio stations giving happy cheesy generic advice...

*slap*

Mondays...

*slap*

My ass...

*slap*

(heh heh heh)

Disclaimer: This list is in no way complete. You may be on this list. You may not be. Be weary. Don't be a dumbass. And let it get cold already! Sheesh.

1 comment:

  1. hmmmm,

    here in the OZ of Australia, we don't have thanksgiving, so christmas decorations are brought out in stores in September/October,

    I swear on New Years Day this year they put easter eggs out in the supermarkets, its getting worse every year!

    I now rename your page the New Bill Gates Cat!

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