Tuesday, July 10, 2007

How My Tuesday Morning Was Almost Ruined

So I'm driving into work this morning and I turn down the street that I park on, the street parallel to my Place of Employment that's always littered with big honking semi's that feel its their god given truckers right to park right in the middle of the friggin street, right before the curve in the road so that I can't pass them without fearing for my life. Grrrrr....

So, anyway, I turn down the street and see a little bunny chilling his little bunny butt right there on the yellow lane divider strip.

And, naturally, I yelled, "BUNNYYYYY! HI BUNNY!!!!!" because I'm a dork like that and no one else was in the car.

I think that was the first time I've ever seen a bunny near my Place of Employment. Poor fella must have been lost.

As well as mentally imbalanced.

Because when the little bunny heard me scream his name, his ears perked up and he ran. But did he run away from The Big Speeding Car of Death? No. He chose to run in front of The BSCoD.

I was just joking around before, but now I was really truly yelling.


I swear to all things fuzzy that's exactly what I said. As if the damn bunny could understand me.

Stupid bunny.

And no I didn't run him over. He had a nice set of bunny angel wings on his back and zoomed just a little bit faster than my car was going.


  1. Believe it or not, I've seen several bunnies near our workplace. This is the first time I've seen so many of them. There have been several sightings in the front parking lot.

    Why this year? Water? Hell, we always have a ton of that, in bottles and gushing out the back lot. Perhaps a lot tried out in Peter Cottontail contests and were rejected? Perhaps they are all happy that Jesus died and that's why kids get lots of Candy at Easter.

    Who knows.

    I am glad you are okay. I didn't realize you had been traumatized on Tuesday. I am a lowly individual with no regard for my fellow coworkers.

    And by the way, don't you have some data to validate, bayatch?

  2. i think you're lying about the bunnies. that'd be just like you.

    and i don't need to validate any data. i got my own 'data validating bitch' to take care of it for me ;)