Look at me, playing with the layout.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

:)

I think I'd better stop now before I screw it up past the point of rescue.

Because the holiday seriously waffled my wakka wear and I don't know what day it is... and because I'm procrastinating...

Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather...

1. Be incapable of love OR honesty?

Honesty. Because honestly, what the world needs now is love, sweet love. Love, soft as an easy chair. Love, fresh as the morning air. Love is a wonderful thing. Love makes the world go round. Love can move mountains. Love don't cost a thing. Love is in the air. Love will conquer all.

2. If you had to come up with $50,000 in five days to get a sibling out of jail, try to steal it OR go to Las Vegas??

I would rather go to Las Vegas any day!!! As long as it's a given I'd get the money that way. If there are no givens, then I'm shit out of luck, or actually, my bro is shit out of luck. He'd just have to sit his ass in jail. I wouldn't even know where to begin to steal 50,000 dollars and if I did I'd never get away with it. I've still got a long ways to go before I earn my criminal mastermind degree. The most I've ever won at Las Vegas was 500 dollars (that's not nearly enough 0’s) and I gambled most of that back trying to make more money. I just don't got the luck.

3. Get everywhere by crawling OR have to stand on your hands when you are stationary?

I'd rather crawl. All that blood rushing to my brain while standing on my hands would get annoying pretty quick.

4. Lick the beard of a bald Harley biker after a sweaty race OR lick the surface of an entire car hood that hasn't been washed in a month?

I'd rather lick a stinky, sweaty, grimy guy's beard than a dirty car hood, i.e. bug cemetery.

What's On ... Right Now?

What's On your tv screen Right Now? (OR what WAS on it the last time you had it on?)

Dust. Static-y, sticky dust. I haven't cleaned the darn thing in a while. :) But seriously...

Since I'm at work right now [bleagh] I'm going to have to answer the parenthesis part. Last night, the last show I had on was The Joe Schmo Show. I had to check it out because of the 'host', Ralph Garman. I love him on that little dog and pony show they call the Kevin and Bean radio morning program. :) Everything about The Joe Schmo Show had sort of a rehearsed feel to it, even the Joe Schmo guy (the only supposed 'non actor'), but I found it amusing enough that I might check it out again. Especially since the next episode won't be two stinkin' hours long.

After the show, I turned off the tv and curled up on the couch with a good book.

An evil game because I couldn't stop until I caught one. Tricky little buggers.

A reason to move to Sacramento. lol

I want to check out the new Trekkies 2 documentary. The first one was a trip! The guy who drove around in the shuttlecraft-looking truck (Gabriel Koerner), the one who was on the tv show Beat The Geeks as the Star Trek Geek, lived in Bakersfield at the time, which is the city I lived in when I watched the documentary. The camera is following this guy around and at one point and he goes to a mall... and I'm thinking, 'Boy, that sure looks like the mall down on Ming'... and then the camera shows him with his trekkie group and I'm all 'OMG! That chick was in my poli sci class!'. Very interesting stuff.

Check out these paperweights made by Andrew Byers (one of my uncles!). They're so pretty. I wish I could create something like this... and then sell it for that much money! :) *sigh* That would be the life! *

As I was checking my stats at retrostats I found out that there have been some interesting search queries that have led visitors to my blog. I was curious to see how my site would rank with each query so I did a google search for a handful of them. *

cookie thievery - A growing crime fad amongst Cookie Monsters running rampant through our not-so-safe streets.
naked tap dancing - I'm hoping for this sport to be in the next Olympics. I think I really have a shot at a medal in this one.
wobble boobs - I hate it when my boobs wobble. Sometimes they just have a mind of their own.

I waded through twenty pages of results for each search (200 links) and couldn't find my blog listed. Either people were really bored and kept wading through sites until they found my link and decided to click on it, or they used a different search engine.

dave mordal comedy magic - Yes, Dave's comedy is magic! :)

My blog didn't show up with this search query at all! I even tried it over at yahoo. Still no luck. Hmmm...

singer celluci - I didn't know there was a singer named 'Celluci'. After my quick google search I still don't know.

My blog is the third site listed with this search query.

in office surprised farted - I'd hate to work in an office where a fart isn't a surprise.

My blog is the second site listed with this search query. Fascinating!

spongebob squarepants subliminal messages - Kids all over the world are suddenly having the urge to go jelly fishing. I know I want to.

My blog is the 9th site listed with this search query.

spongebob mini vibrators - OMG! Where can I buy one?! ;)

My blog is the 8th site listed with this search query. I checked out the first link this query brought up, but I couldn't find any Spongebob pocket rockets. It appears that while they sell 'sexy stuff', they also sell a Spongebob Squarepants mini mug set. How is that erotic??? None of the other links (at least on the first page) seem to have spongebob mini vibrators. Bummer.