Monday, January 08, 2007

Plight of the Whiny Mechanical Walrus

There's this sound - I'm not sure what its from exactly, some machine out on the warehouse floor most likely - and its driving me crazy.

Capital C-r-friggin-azy.

It sounds like a walrus getting rear ended over and over and over again.

Every second, I hear the poor walrus crying out in agony.

Every friggin second.

Actually, its more frequent than every second. It's going at about the speed of 2 whines per sec.

And it doesn't stop.

And oh holy hell its getting LOUDER.

I think it stopped for maybe five minutes a couple of hours ago, but that's it.


I've got Random Blinking Light on repeat on my comp, and its helping to drown out some of the noise. But not all of it.

And for once the voices in my head are silent.


I was going to write something up about how earlier today I read that it was de-lurking week, but I just can't think straight right now.


I'm going to go find another blog to de-lurk on. Maybe that'll make the bad noise go away.


  1. It is National delurking week lady and you KNOW I had to come delurk on your blog. I changed the old Why not Right URL the new one is in this comment. I kept my link to your blog though and now that I am back I am trying to get into the swing of blogging again. Delurking helps! Hang in there lady and try and have a great resy of the day

  2. I, for one, am glad you delurked on my site...because it gave me a chance to find your blog.
    You seriously cracked me up...