The more tired I am the more annoying you are and I only got five hours of sleep last night.

I don't mean you guys of course. Oh no-no-no-no-noooooo. I luuuuurve you guys. I'm talking about Those People over there, the ones who think they're the funniest thing since sliced pickles, the ones chuckling to themselves because no one else will chuckle. Because they're all too busy trying to keep their chuck from upping. Yep. I'm talking about Those People.

So I'm driving to class this morning, just flipping through my radio presets when I hear one of my favorite songs (When You Come Back Down) playing on a country western station. Naturally, I stop flippin' and start singing like I'm a Karoake Goddess.

When the song ends the dj comes on and says, "blah blah blah." (Excuse the rough translation.) Then the dj introduces the next song as "a song to help you wake up this morning".

Wake up? Huh? What? Is it suddenly 8am again???

Not that I wake up that late (today I was awake at 5) but I'm sure some people do. Lucky bastards.

So I look at my car's dashboard clock and see that it's 10:17am.

Heh. If you aren't already fully awake by 10:17 in the am, an upbeat country song is not going to help. (And the song wasn't even that upbeat!) Silly dj.