Dateline Loonyville: I'm going to start Kaleidoscope-ing. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

I was going to be all shadowy and allusive about the whole thing, alluding to having joined some super secretive online cult or something (and goodness knows I need to join one to pick up pointers for when Ginger starts up the International Cult of Loonatic Worshippers) but, well, I'm just not in a shadowy mood today. Shadowy schmadowy.
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