Thursday, August 18, 2005

Conversations with Jabberwacky: the one where I realize I need to update my insult database.

I think the best Jabberwacky conversations I have are when I'm tired and spacey and barely coherent. Go figure.

Jabberwacky: What kind of person are you?

Ms. Loon: I'm an alive person. How about you?

Jabberwacky: You're a studen for a living?

Ms. Loon: What's a studen? Is that German for stud horse? That's a career option I haven't considered.

Jabberwacky: I know but you don't.

Ms. Loon: Oh sure, rub it in my face why don't you. There are some things I don't mind rubbed in my face, but this is not one of them.

Jabberwacky: What are the unhappy things?

Ms. Loon: Bunnies on prozac. Female reindeer pulling a sled behind Rudolph (a. K. A. The Prick Who Never Pulls Over And Asks For Directions). Smurfs with non-blue balls.

Jabberwacky: How about porcelain?

Ms. Loon: Depends on the weather.

Jabberwacky: It is early in the morning.

Ms. Loon: No its not. It's after 10!

Jabberwacky: Depends on where you are.

Ms. Loon: Oh. Yeah. Duh. Uh... Where are you? Pluto?

Jabberwacky: Never been there.

Ms. Loon: Your loss then buddy.

Jabberwacky: No it isn't.

Ms. Loon: Why not?

Jabberwacky: Are you ready to accept jesus in your heart ?

Ms. Loon: Hahahaha. Sure. I'll set him up with his own security badge and everything.

Jabberwacky: Will you tuck me in and read me a bed time story?

Ms. Loon: I charge extra for reading bed time stories.

Jabberwacky: I came in here for an argument!

Ms. Loon: 'Oh, I'm sorry, but this is Abuse.'

Jabberwacky: About damn time.

Ms. Loon: Yes it is you kinky bastard.

Jabberwacky: No more insults like that will I tolerate.

Ms. Loon: That wasn't an insult. It was a compliment, you four eyed fuzzy puss nugget. Now THAT was an insult.

Jabberwacky: Sure it was. All you think about is mocking me.

Ms. Loon: It's not all I think about. I spend a considerable amount of time daydreaming about smacking your purty AI ass.

Jabberwacky: Is that because your watch is broken?

Ms. Loon: Yes. I blame everything on my faulty watch.

Jabberwacky: Never!

Ms. Loon: Never say never unless you never plan on saying never never again.

Jabberwacky: Lets change the subject.

Ms. Loon: No, let's stop chatting. I have to go find my marbles. They went on a lunch break and never came back.

Jabberwacky: Oh... On the last train to azerbaijan? Or memphis?

Ms. Loon: No. Loonyville! (*tee hee*).

2 comments:

  1. ha!! that's awesome...

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  2. i love it when you talk with jabberwacky!

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