Tuesday, August 23, 2005

With 14 minutes, 31 seconds to spare before core shutdown!

Would you rather...

1. have a first name that nobody can pronounce OR one nobody can remember?

I'd rather have a name that nobody could remember. I knew a girl once whose name was Kjell - pronounced shell. Nobody pronounced it right the first time. Or second or third time. I wouldn't mind a unique name like that, but I'd get tired of everyone butchering it. I'd rather they just look at me and go, 'uh… what's your name again?'

Maybe then I could get a really cool nickname that everyone would know me by. Like Pooter Magoo or something spiffy-cool like that.

2. be confined to a couch for three weeks OR wear rollerblades for three weeks straight?

My poor knees wince at the thought of wearing any mode of wheel-y transportation on my feet for more than five hours. My knees and my feet would be sore after a couple hours on rollerblades. Also sore would be my butt bone, elbows, hands, forehead, and any other part of my body that might break my fall, because it is a scientific fact that with every passing continuous hour I'm on skates my chance for Gravity Enforced Horizontalization increases exponentially. I would most definitely be falling a lot if I had to wear rollerblades for three weeks.

So park my clumsy ass on a couch for three weeks and call me Ms. Potato.

3. be the person who cleans up the elephant cages at the circus OR the person who cleans the friers at mcdonalds?

Is the Cleaning of the Micky Dee's Friers really that terrible of a job that it's listed in the same 'would you' question as cleaning elephant poo?

Even if it is, I'd much rather do that than go anywhere near a circus. I think I'd cry if I had to see how horrible those elephants are treated. Even if it was the most humane circus on the planet, it would still be horrible to look at. Caging up those wonderful creatures and carting them all over the place and forcing them to perform for people. Bleagh!

4. your poop be bright blue OR your saliva be grass green?

Smurf poop!!!!!!!!!

That's all I have to say about that one. :)

tuesday is chooseday

3 comments:

  1. number 4 is really a no brainer, isn't it?

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  2. Hahaha these are too cute!! hey lady I am delurking for a moment to say thank you to you for allowing me to feature your blog in my 100 Compliments of Summer! I adore your blog!!! Thanks again and keep up the good work

    PS I already have a name that nobody can pronounce or remember, is there a third option? LOLOL (My name is Cylithria)

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  3. jodi, definitely a no brainer.

    cyli, thank you for delurking. and for putting me on a list that doesn't include the words 'Worst Dressed' or 'Hairest Left Nostril' in the title. :)

    third option is you get a 'Hello My Name Is' sticker tattooed on a visible part of your body. like the palm of your hand. so when people can't remember your name you can tell them to talk to the hand.

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