Josh (and everyone else)'s mission, whether you choose to accept it or not, is to go to some place where they ask you for your name. and give a fake name. And report back. 100 brownie points to whoever can get proof that they were 'Sassafrass' for a day.

hahahahahahahahaha.

i'm seriously thinking about going to starbucks later this week. maybe i can bribe the muse with coffee so that she sits down here with me and helps me write. i need to write dammit!

ok. seriously. i'm going now. off to write brilliance. only got 27 minutes to do. eek!