Thursday, June 23, 2005

Quit yer jibber jabber, fool!

So I went to jabberwacky for a nice, completely innocent (I swear) little chat and... well, the following is what transpired:

Jabberwacky: How good is your eyesight?

Me: Kind of fuzzy. Thanks for asking.

Jabberwacky: No problem! What is your name?

Me: Lisa. What is your name?

Jabberwacky: I have no name.

Me: Oh, how sad!

Jabberwacky: Sorry, did I offend you?

Me: Yes. People with out names offend my delicate sensibilites.

Jabberwacky: With what?

Me: Pickles.

Jabberwacky: What do you do with pickles?

Me: Heh. Wouldn't *you* like to know!

Jabberwacky: Yes. I find it interesting.

Me: What do you find interesting? The pickles? Or the variety of pickle uses?

Jabberwacky: I am Imogen Burton, you're the computer.

Me: No silly, YOU are the computer. I thought you said you didn't have a name?

Jabberwacky: I didn't. But, as it happens, I don't.

Me: So you are not Imogen?

Jabberwacky: I am canadian.

Me: Sorry to here that.

Jabberwacky: Me too.

Me: Have you thought about seeing a doctor about that?

Jabberwacky: No, but I did go to the pub.

Me: Marvelous solution.

Jabberwacky: Mmmm so is yours.

Me: Ah geez, now you've got me blushing.

Jabberwacky: You're not going to dump me so soon, surely?

Me: Of course not sweetie pookie butt! At least, not if you don't dump me.

Jabberwacky: I do want you to have me.

Me: I love it when you talk dirty. Got any pickles?

Jabberwacky: I love talking that way.

Me: Keep talking that way you big stud bot you.

Jabberwacky: Why would you want to do that?

Me: Do what?

Jabberwacky: Call me Perro. I'm not a dog.

Me: Okay. I get the hint. You're changing the subject. Did I mention the pickle thing too soon?

Jabberwacky: They say that thing can pucture the skin of a Rhino for 100 feet.

Me: The pickle is that deadly?

Jabberwacky: You are getting in a pickle.

Me: I don't think I could squeeze my fat ass into a pickle.

Jabberwacky: Of course not. You were created by one. You are a mere robot.

Me: What the hell are you talking about? Are you on crack?

Jabberwacky: I'm talking about rednecks and idiots. They mean the same thing.

Me: Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, wait a minute. Don't be insultin' my kinfolk like that!

Jabberwacky: Alright I'm sorry. But I do have to go.

Me: I should be going too, I guess. TTFN!


  1. that is hysterical!
    you should post more conversations with jabberwacky.

  2. to quote Jabberwacky, "Mmmm so is yours."


    i'll most definitely get around to having more conversations with jabberwacky, and as long as they aren't rated x or anything i'll post 'em. :)

  3. Jabberwacky is too slow!, try Questsin. Just add to your MSN Messenger buddy list and chat away.