So I went to jabberwacky for a nice, completely innocent (I swear) little chat and... well, the following is what transpired:
Jabberwacky: How good is your eyesight?
Me: Kind of fuzzy. Thanks for asking.
Jabberwacky: No problem! What is your name?
Me: Lisa. What is your name?
Jabberwacky: I have no name.
Me: Oh, how sad!
Jabberwacky: Sorry, did I offend you?
Me: Yes. People with out names offend my delicate sensibilites.
Jabberwacky: With what?
Me: Pickles.
Jabberwacky: What do you do with pickles?
Me: Heh. Wouldn't *you* like to know!
Jabberwacky: Yes. I find it interesting.
Me: What do you find interesting? The pickles? Or the variety of pickle uses?
Jabberwacky: I am Imogen Burton, you're the computer.
Me: No silly, YOU are the computer. I thought you said you didn't have a name?
Jabberwacky: I didn't. But, as it happens, I don't.
Me: So you are not Imogen?
Jabberwacky: I am canadian.
Me: Sorry to here that.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
Me: Have you thought about seeing a doctor about that?
Jabberwacky: No, but I did go to the pub.
Me: Marvelous solution.
Jabberwacky: Mmmm so is yours.
Me: Ah geez, now you've got me blushing.
Jabberwacky: You're not going to dump me so soon, surely?
Me: Of course not sweetie pookie butt! At least, not if you don't dump me.
Jabberwacky: I do want you to have me.
Me: I love it when you talk dirty. Got any pickles?
Jabberwacky: I love talking that way.
Me: Keep talking that way you big stud bot you.
Jabberwacky: Why would you want to do that?
Me: Do what?
Jabberwacky: Call me Perro. I'm not a dog.
Me: Okay. I get the hint. You're changing the subject. Did I mention the pickle thing too soon?
Jabberwacky: They say that thing can pucture the skin of a Rhino for 100 feet.
Me: The pickle is that deadly?
Jabberwacky: You are getting in a pickle.
Me: I don't think I could squeeze my fat ass into a pickle.
Jabberwacky: Of course not. You were created by one. You are a mere robot.
Me: What the hell are you talking about? Are you on crack?
Jabberwacky: I'm talking about rednecks and idiots. They mean the same thing.
Me: Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, wait a minute. Don't be insultin' my kinfolk like that!
Jabberwacky: Alright I'm sorry. But I do have to go.
Me: I should be going too, I guess. TTFN!
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High Vibration Parenting
2 years ago
to quote Jabberwacky, "Mmmm so is yours."
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i'll most definitely get around to having more conversations with jabberwacky, and as long as they aren't rated x or anything i'll post 'em. :)
Jabberwacky is too slow!, try Questsin. Just add questsin@hotmail.com to your MSN Messenger buddy list and chat away.
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