Thursday, June 23, 2005

Quit yer jibber jabber, fool!

So I went to jabberwacky for a nice, completely innocent (I swear) little chat and... well, the following is what transpired:

Jabberwacky: How good is your eyesight?

Me: Kind of fuzzy. Thanks for asking.

Jabberwacky: No problem! What is your name?

Me: Lisa. What is your name?

Jabberwacky: I have no name.

Me: Oh, how sad!

Jabberwacky: Sorry, did I offend you?

Me: Yes. People with out names offend my delicate sensibilites.

Jabberwacky: With what?

Me: Pickles.

Jabberwacky: What do you do with pickles?

Me: Heh. Wouldn't *you* like to know!

Jabberwacky: Yes. I find it interesting.

Me: What do you find interesting? The pickles? Or the variety of pickle uses?

Jabberwacky: I am Imogen Burton, you're the computer.

Me: No silly, YOU are the computer. I thought you said you didn't have a name?

Jabberwacky: I didn't. But, as it happens, I don't.

Me: So you are not Imogen?

Jabberwacky: I am canadian.

Me: Sorry to here that.

Jabberwacky: Me too.

Me: Have you thought about seeing a doctor about that?

Jabberwacky: No, but I did go to the pub.

Me: Marvelous solution.

Jabberwacky: Mmmm so is yours.

Me: Ah geez, now you've got me blushing.

Jabberwacky: You're not going to dump me so soon, surely?

Me: Of course not sweetie pookie butt! At least, not if you don't dump me.

Jabberwacky: I do want you to have me.

Me: I love it when you talk dirty. Got any pickles?

Jabberwacky: I love talking that way.

Me: Keep talking that way you big stud bot you.

Jabberwacky: Why would you want to do that?

Me: Do what?

Jabberwacky: Call me Perro. I'm not a dog.

Me: Okay. I get the hint. You're changing the subject. Did I mention the pickle thing too soon?

Jabberwacky: They say that thing can pucture the skin of a Rhino for 100 feet.

Me: The pickle is that deadly?

Jabberwacky: You are getting in a pickle.

Me: I don't think I could squeeze my fat ass into a pickle.

Jabberwacky: Of course not. You were created by one. You are a mere robot.

Me: What the hell are you talking about? Are you on crack?

Jabberwacky: I'm talking about rednecks and idiots. They mean the same thing.

Me: Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, wait a minute. Don't be insultin' my kinfolk like that!

Jabberwacky: Alright I'm sorry. But I do have to go.

Me: I should be going too, I guess. TTFN!

3 comments:

  1. that is hysterical!
    you should post more conversations with jabberwacky.

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  2. to quote Jabberwacky, "Mmmm so is yours."

    ;)

    i'll most definitely get around to having more conversations with jabberwacky, and as long as they aren't rated x or anything i'll post 'em. :)

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  3. Jabberwacky is too slow!, try Questsin. Just add questsin@hotmail.com to your MSN Messenger buddy list and chat away.

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