Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather...

1. have the eyes of a fly OR the arms of a squid?

Nothing says sexy like squid arms bay-bee!

2. speak like you were in a shakespeare play OR speak like yoda?

Yoda talks like a moron. I love the dude, but seriously, he sounds like a moron. And a highly annoying one at that. It never used to bother me so much until the latest three episodes came out. (Damn you George!)

I'd much rather talk the crazy old English talk. It sounds more romantic than yoda-speak.

3. be bitten by 300 mosquitos OR getting 50 paper cuts and soaking in a tub of lemon juice?

300 mosquito bites. I got bitten by mosquitoes while I was at my uncle's lake house. Mostly on the last night I was there, too. When I got home, I counted 14 bites on just one half of one leg. Those mother effers itched like evil lil' sumbitchs!!! It was so bad I it woke me up in the middle of the night with an insane itchiness! Little bastards.

But with mosquito bites, even 300, you can soak in a tub of ice. That will make you feel a wee bit better.

Soaking in a tub of lemon juice with 50 paper cuts will feel a whole hell of a lot worse.

CAUTION: don't read the next question unless you want to be grossed out.


No, seriously. I mean it.


All righty then... you have been warned.


4. drink the pus from your friend's infected toe OR lick their hemorrhoids?

This is just too gross for me to think about. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

But damn. I read it. Now I can't help but think about it.


So... uh... I'd...


I'd go for Option A thankyouverymuchg'night!