Don't try to eat decadently moist cake that practically melts in your mouth and type at the same time. Unless you're wearing stainable clothes. Or in a state of being completely nekkid.
I'm only half way through my slice of cake and a piece has already dive bombed my boob. I've got a stain on my shirt! Now everyone will be looking at my boob! They should be looking at boobs. Plural. Now the other one is going to get jealous and I just don't have time to deal with jealous boobery.
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well, silly, all you had to do was purposefully get chocolate cake on your OTHER boob so that people could look at both of them!
ReplyDeletei thought of that. i did. but i was afraid i'd get too big a chocolate smudge on the other side. then i'd look lopsided. and that can be so unflattering. :)
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