and to round out the day's activities...

After seeing a bunch of bloggers mark up the 'top 100' movie list, I saw Solonor mark up a bottom 100 list. I thought it'd be fun so here goes...

1. 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966)
2. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3. Future War (1997)
4. Space Mutiny (1988)
5. Troll 2 (1990)
6. Eegah (1962)
7. Hobgoblins (1987)
8. Backyard Dogs (2000)
9. Gigli (2003) (I rented this the other day. I was curious. The kind of curious that will waste a cat's complete stash of lives by causing it to repeatedly bang its head on the coffee table to distract itself from the tv set.)
10. Santa with Muscles (1996)
11. Going Overboard (1989)
12. Werewolf (1996)
13. Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975)
14. Glitter (2001)
15. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
16. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
17. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
18. Kazaam (1996) (I have a faint memory of Shaq in genie pants. And that's frightening enough. I can't imagine remembering more.)
19. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
20. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) (needed a therapy session with Eye Gougers R Us after seeing this one)
21. Hercules in New York (1970) (the HB made me watch this. That's my story and I'm sticking to it)
22. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
23. It's Pat (1994)
24. Baby Geniuses (1999) (this was kind of cute... kind of)
25. 2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
26. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
27. Cool as Ice (1991)
28. Bolero (1984)
29. Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994)
30. Mitchell (1975)
31. Smokey and the Bandit III (1983)
32. Teen Wolf Too (1987)
33. Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) (Yeah yeah yeah. I know. It's just that... well... I uh... okay. So I have no excuse for this one. Sheesh, lay off me will ya?)
34. House of the Dead (2003)
35. Vercingetorix (2001)
36. Captain America (1991)
37. Steel (1997)
38. Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) (Again, no excuse.)
39. Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
40. Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
41. Rollerball (2002) (some of the skating was cool. And... and... yeah, that's all I got)
42. Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
43. Ringmaster (1998)
44. Master of Disguise, The (2002) (this was baaaaaaad. But Dana Carvey is just so cute)
45. Problem Child 2 (1991) (evil child. evil movie making people watch it. Yeah, that's it. I was brainwashed into watching this junk.)
46. Spice World (1997) (Dude! This movie rocks!!! Seriously.)
47. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
48. Cop & 1/2 (1993) (I think I liked this movie. Can't quite remember though.)
49. Mr. Nanny (1993)
50. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) (forced by the HB to watch)
51. Street Fighter (1994) (yep, forced. That's what I said.)
52. Jaws 3-D (1983)
53. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) (I liked this movie. Estelle Getty has spunk. I like that. When I get older I'm going to take a bunch of spunky pills, just like the 'mom' in this movie.)
54. Double Dragon (1994) (again, forced. Though I kind of like this one :) )
55. Crossroads (2002)
56. Barb Wire (1996)
57. Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
58. Bats (1999/I)
59. FeardotCom (2002)
60. Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) (this movie sort of seems familiar, bit I've probably just seen bits and pieces of it.)
61. Mangler, The (1995)
62. RoboCop 3 (1993)
63. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) (I don't remember a thing about this movie. I saw it once a long time ago while suffering from exhaustion and too much sun. Maybe I would have enjoyed it if I wasn't delirious.)
64. Best Defense (1984) (I've seen this move several times. I like it! I mean, come on! It's got Dudley Moore and Eddie Murphy!)
65. Mac and Me (1988)
66. Iron Eagle II (1988)
67. Mr. Magoo (1997)
68. Grease 2 (1982) (I've started to watch this a few times but can never manage to sit all the way through it)
69. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
70. Ticker (2001)
71. Glen or Glenda (1953)
72. Mr. Wrong (1996) (I lurve Bill Pullman. And had such high hopes for this movie. It was really funny too. Up until the point were it went terribly terribly wrong. Bad wrong.)
73. Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) (I <3 Steve Guttenberg)
74. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
75. Pokemon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) (The HB and I were the only people in the theater who didn't fit into either the category of 'child' or 'parent'. I liked the movie. After seeing it I became a big fan and watched the cartoon on tv all the time. Go Team Rocket! hehehe)
76. Avengers, The (1998) (I'd love to be cool like Emma Peel. Kicking ass and taking names, all the while looking sexy in a tight black leather outfit. I just hope I don't get stuck in such an awful movie while doing it)
77. Jury Duty (1995) (Go Pauly! Go Pauly! Its your birthday!)
78. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
79. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
80. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
81. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
82. Derailed (2002)
83. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
84. Caddyshack II (1988) (this has its moments, but compared with the first one its crap)
85. Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) (this movie made me laugh. And while I laughed I thought 'I shouldn't be laughing at this'. It was like a train wreck. But with laughter.)
86. Omega Code, The (1999) (I saw this movie in the theater. At the end of it, most of the crowd stood up and clapped. That's right. Clapped! Bunch of weirdos)
87. Super Mario Bros. (1993) (I used to own a shirt with the movie promotional picture on it. I was mad stylin'!)
88. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) (I quite enjoyed this movie thank you very much)
89. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
90. Endless Love (1981)
91. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
92. Nothing But Trouble (1991) (this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen with such an excellently funny cast. Its like they took anti funny pills that blinded them to the actual suckiness of the script. Let that be a lesson to you kids. Stay away from the Suckage Blinding drugs)
93. McHale's Navy (1997) (this was bad, but kinda cute. At least that's what I think I thought when I first saw it. I've blocked most of the movie from my easy access memory files so that I don't accidentally flash upon a scene one day while driving home and drive into a drive because I'm crippled with tortuous images.)
94. On Deadly Ground (1994)
95. Kangaroo Jack (2003)
96. Batman & Robin (1997) (people told me not to watch this. I will admit I was duly warned. But I just couldn't help myself. I mean, Batgirl was in it! Wooo! So I watched it. *shudder* All I can say is they better hurry up and film the new Christian Bale as Batman movie to help wipe out the awful taste this movie left behind. Bleh.)
97. Stupids, The (1996)
98. Pet Sematary II (1992)
99. Leprechaun (1993)
100. Bio-Dome (1996) (this movie wasn't that bad)

Total: 32

Geez. Some of those are kind of embarrassing to admit. But at least the total for this list wasn't higher than the one for the 'top' list. :) Some of these movies were painfully awful to watch (Nothing But Trouble) while others I'd watch again and again and again (Spice World).

There are a few movies that should be included in this list and I was surprised when I didn't find them. While I was reading through the list, a movie would pop into my head, and I'd think 'That has to be on the list' but then as I read further it wasn't there. I was going to write the titles down here but now... well... I'm drawing a blank. I can't remember which ones I was thinking of! *brain fart brain fart brain fart* The movies were probably that bad, that's why I can't remember them. And the reason why those movies didn't make the list is that no one voted for them. They were too busy burning the horrid memories that is those movies from their minds.

Yeah. That's it.

I'm kind of surprised Pluto Nash isn't on the list, since it got soooooo many bad reviews. I actually quite enjoyed that movie. In fact, I almost bought it once. :)