Elvis Schmelvis. I've got the number ones!

I'm number one! I'm number one!

::doing spastic banana dance::

I'm #1 at yahoo when searching for raost for old men.

Are there different types of 'raost' for different types of men? Maybe the searcher was looking for a specific recipe. One with a 'viagra spice' ingredient.

I'm #1 at google when searching for psychotic paranoia.

Uh... should I be worried about this? Heh. Heh. Heh.

I'm #1 at google when searching for rubber rain capes fetish.

I've never really thought about rubber rain capes before. But I'm thinking about them now. And I can't stop! Help! I need to buy a rubber rain cape noooooooow! Mmmmmm... rubber rain capes.


I don't know if should actually be proud about these number ones. But I'll take 'em. :)