Loony Furniture Moving Tip #43

Do not move a small bookcase with loose shelves when you aren't wearing any shoes or socks.

Unless, of course, you don't mind one of those loose, evil little shelves slipping off its little plastic holders, plummeting downwards at the speed of light, bouncing off the top of your foot with its sharp pointy end and then, after ripping off several layers of flesh from the top of your foot, bouncing merrily along the floor. If you don't mind that, and a little bit of blood gushing everywhere, go ahead and move it barefooted.


This tip was brought to you by the makers of Band-Aid and the inventor of the word "Duh!"