i'm nuts for almonds!

for lunch today i shared a bag of Pop Secret kettle corn with my officemates. it was quite yummy. Paul The Professional Microwave Popcorn Popper did an excellent job of preparing the meal. he knew the precise amount of time the microwave should be programmed for to achieve maximum poppage and minimum burnage. "It's a tricky science," he says. and i says 'kudos to you Mr. Popcorn Man!"

for desert i'm eating a tiny handful of almonds. (no, not all at once. i'm a one-nut-at-a-time kind of gal.) these almonds are quite yummy. except for the one that just tried to choke me. a little piece of almond chewed almond decided to hit, and stick to, the Cough Button at the back of my throat. even after chugging a bottle of water and getting rid of the almond i'm still coughing. evil little bastard. but still... they are quite yummy. think i'll go snag a few more.

wanna see some ten second animations? go to Itching Hands. i wish i could draw something like that. even the bloody 'heads being ripped off' ones. :)

there's no more Bennifer. so be on the lookout for news of Benda.

and now, just because it is wednesday, here are some really lame jokes for you that i found on a couple Wonka Laffy Taffy wrappers. you may now commence with either the laughing out loud or the rolling of the eyes and groaning. your pick.

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four doors we'd have to call it a chicken sedan.

What were Tarzan's last words?
Who greased the vine?

What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.

Where do you get dragon milk?
From a cow with short legs.
(get it? took me a while.)

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.

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