i'd like to buy an excuse for 200 please alex.

A few minutes ago, someone in the office here was talking on the phone to someone else about something or other, I'm not sure what. (I'm great with the specifics, eh?) The Office Someone said something along the lines of 'outstanding in the field.' This phrase must have tickled the fancy of Mr. Funny, my Desk Neighbor (where exactly is the fancy located?), because he turned to me and, in mock appreciation, said to me:

"You are outstanding in the field."

In which I replied:

"Why am I out standing in a field? Where is this field? And why am I standing? Can't I be sitting? I like sitting. I'm closer to the flowers that way."

My Desk Neighbor blinked. Then semi chuckled and said something like, "You haven't by any chance had 10 cups of coffee this morning?"

I didn't have a drop of caffeine in me. I'm just weird this morning for absolutely no reason. Which means the rest of the day should be fun. Wheeeeeeeee!