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Star Wars Horoscope for Taurus

You are a dependable creature, but you do tend to be stubborn. You like material possessions and love to win at games. You hate being bossed around or losing. You may succumb to your physical strength when upset. Star wars character you are most like: Chewbacca

What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Dependable? Yes. Stubborn? Yes.
Likes material possessions? Yes - my cute new tinkerbell purse is getting so many compliments!
Loves to win at games? Okay, this one is stupid. Who doesn't like to win at games???
Hate being bossed around and losing? Duh.
May succumb to physical strength when upset? Dude, I've been upset a lot lately and I haven't cold-cocked or bitch-slapped or rained my all powerful mighty fury on anyone yet, so I'd have to say this last one just doesn't jive with me.

But I guess three out of four ain't bad for a vague made up horoscope. :)

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