Dear Mother Nature,

Yo Bitch! Wuz up? I see you've covered my pretty snow covered mountains with a bunch of clouds. Thick clouds. Grey mucky mean clouds. What's up wit dat? Those better not be rain clouds!

I can also see you're throwing around a bunch of wind around here. Which is fine. Wind away! Just keep it here. Not over where I live. Because I'm down to my reserve undies and have to do laundry today! You dig? I don't want to get soaked in the process. If you have to leak, fine. Just hold it for a few hours. Okay? Great.

peace out Mo,
loon