Eau de Evil

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

You know what's missing from that list? Smell no evil. Nobody ever mentions smell no evil. I don't know about the rest of you, but I certainly don't want to be smelling evil.

Unless of course evil smells like soap or lilacs or oranges.

That would be a really cool super villain power. False odor. The super evil villain emits some pleasing smell like, oh I don't know... freshly backed chocolate cookies maybe, then he lulls his victims into a false sense of security. When they're reasonably lulled Evil sucks their life force through their noses! That would be an awesome evil power.

Those monkeys should have warned us about it a long time ago.