Here's an interesting theory on evolution.

I can see an example of it here in the office. Two guys are hard at work smashing mini jawbreakers with heavy machinery parts, watching them smash into fine powder, and grunting like manly geniuses.

"Heh. Heh. I told you this would smash it all to hell. The stapler wasn't heavy enough. Heh. Heh."

And that was MY stapler they were using!

"Damn you! God damn you all to hell!" - Planet Of The Apes

"...and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, ... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire." – Office Space