OMG! I found the MASH game!!!

And yeah, it made me "feel like a prepubescent girl" :) ... especially at 2:20 in the morning (holy insomnia batman!) This is so much better than consulting my Magic 8 Ball.

My results:

Your husband's name is Johnny Bravo and you have 2 children. You're a Professional Carbonated Beverage Taste Tester who drives to work every day in a Fushia Limo. It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Johnny Bravo in your house in California.