snaffled from tj's blog

Three Things

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. people speaking with severe cockney accents
2. how boys can walk around with their baggy pants hanging below their hips
3. why birds suddenly appear every time you are near

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. Losing a loved one
2. Not knowing anything / not knowing enough
3. Three headed mutant hippos wearing spangled legwarmers.

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
1. how to grow money on trees
2. why aliens out there are anal probing earthlings
3. how to wear five inch FMPs

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. A sock that is currently retreating further and further into the safety of my left shoe and really pissing me off in the process
2. A sweater (which I wear year round in this office because its always frickin' freezing in here!)
3. Clean underwear with cute little ice skating cartoons on it

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Little baby paper origami cranes I made out of cherry and strawberry starburst wrappers
2. Pokemon figurines
3. A few Peanuts comic strips I just printed off the internet

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Grow old with the HB
2. Find a way to turn something I love to do into a real paying job
3. Ride the Orient Express and solve a very puzzling murder crime

THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. I'm easy going
2. I always look on the bright side of life [insert whistling here]
3. I know how to have fun

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. I'm too easy going
2. I'm always looking on the bright side of life and dagnabbit there isn't always a fucking bright side!
3. I'm also moody :)

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. English
2. German
3. Irish

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. my left ear
2. it's floatability where large bodies of water are concerned
3. it has all the fingers and toes promised in the brochure

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. Fat cells - the little bastards are exponentially multiplying
2. The mole on my head that causes curious hairdressers to gawk at it and fondle it
3. It starts to smell if I don't bathe it regularly

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I wrote and illustrated my first novel in the second grade - it was about three fairies
2. I want to be a lounge singer when I grow up
3. I was a mermaid princess in a former life

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. dude
2. whatever
3. monkey! monkey! ooh ooh ahhhhhh!

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Europe
2. Narnia
3. Hogwarts

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1. Lisa
2. Hey you
3. Almighty Supreme Goddess of Everything

THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE OR HAD
1. water princess
2. the letter B
3. staticloon