Dammit! There's never an orgy around when you need one!

LUST (part 4)

1. How many people of the opposite sex have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
A lady never tells. And neither do I.

2. How many people of the opposite sex have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
Well... uhm.... all I'm gonna say is that no one that didn't have expressed written consent has lived to tell about it. Though there was this one time when I was changing in a locker room... and someone opened the door... and I was right frelling there! Naked in the doorway!! But since I didn't hear anyone scream "MY EYES! MY EYES!" I don't think anyone saw me.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
Better question: When have I not caught myself ogling some guy's crotch? Or staring at some other girlies boobies?

4. Have you "done it"?:
"yes"

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
a man's left nostril. Something about that little hairy hole just drives me wild. ROWR!

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
Uhhhhh... I don't think so.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
If STD stands for something other than Sexy Titties Disorder, then no, I haven't.