I wish my milkshake was better than yours. All mine does is bring cross-eyed chipmunks to the yard. Hrmph!

ENVY (part 7)

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
I'm sure one of those lucky bastards has a digital camera.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?:
Weird Al Yankovic

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
the inventor of the post-it note

4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
don't think so

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
yes. there was a time when I wished wings sprouted from my back. and that time was five minutes ago.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
the ability to talk without getting tongue tied. Tongue knots are so hard to get out when they're covered in spit.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?:
no. I wish I'd come up with a better one.


8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?:
what are the seven again? Sneezy? Doc? Dopey? I like Dopey.