from the What Color Spork Are You? quiz *

You are the yellow spork! You're bright and cheery and look like pee. You always bring a smile to people's faces, unless someone is jabbing you into their friend's leg. You won't let that bother you though because nothing ever does. You're always too damn happy. Quit giggling you freak! As you already know, you're going to go far in this life, you yellow spork stud you!