PEDIOPHOBIA- Fear of dolls. Throughout your childhood, you were always the weird kid who avoided playdates and beheaded poor, innocent Ken. Some may think you're crazy, but these little pieces of molded plastic really are out to get you! What's your strange phobia? brought to you by Quizilla

I knew it! I knew those little bastards were out to get me!!

I can see how I might have a secret fear of dolls. Especially the ones in the above picture. They're all naked and non-nipple-y and they don't have bendable elbows. Eek!

And just for the record, I never beheaded poor innocent Ken.

I pulled his legs off, but never beheaded him.