Oh, well, in that case... I'll just go and check out my NYPost horoscope again today :)
Venus, your ruler, is once again the most important planet in the heavens, but because it now aspects Saturn, planet of restriction, you are advised to be extra careful today. That applies to all areas of your life, but especially to your work and your health. Don't let yourself be persuaded to do something that might result in some kind of injury.
Well shit. There go my plans!
Loon's Things To Be Persuaded To Do Today List
1:00 PM -
(Best not be persuaded by the smell of fellow workers French fries. Can cause injury to arteries.)
1:37 PM -
(Serious paper cut issue here. Best to stay away from that accident waiting to happen.)
3:00 PM -
(Very dangerous activity. I've done this several times. And fallen several times. And have the scars to prove it.)
4:30 PM -
(Probably shouldn't be persuaded to ride unicycle. Seat would be most uncomfortable. Could cause serious butt injury.)
6:00 PM -
(Might result in injury, but at least wouldn't have to hear "So if your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" from anyone because they'd already know the answer.)
7:08 PM -
(Shouldn't be biting anything today I guess. Even if ornery dog really, really deserves it.)
8:30 PM -
(Dangerous. Might get self committed. Can't imagine the food being very yummy.)
9:00 PM -
(I can kiss that paddling session goodbye. Wouldn't want to get persuaded into doing that. Might get a splinter.)
11:17 PM -
(Yep. Might result in some kind of injury. Guess I can stop thinking up Dumb Biker jokes.)
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