Oh Pigsey, it's like you don't even know me any more!

According to this piggy personality test I am...

A realist.

(I'd like to think I'm a realist with optimistic tendencies.)

I believe in tradition, am friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

(HA! I'm so bad with dates. That was my least favorite part of history class. The rest of its more accurate.)

I am emotional and naive, care little for details and am a risk-taker.

(Emotional? Sometimes. Naive? Definitely. Haven't you noticed my posse of adorable cartoon woodland creatures? But 'care little for details' and 'risk-taker'? Ha! Hahahahahahahaha! *ahem* Eh, not so much.)

I am secure, stubborn, and stick to my ideals.

(As my mom always says, I was stubborn before I was even born.)

An OK listener.

(I'm not the best listener, but I'm OK with that. I didn't want to hear your whiney ass anyway.)

And my sex life is of 'medium quality'.

(Which means I'm getting a medium amount of 'tail'. Get it? Tail! Ha! Hahahahaha! Hahah- *ahem* Eh, not so funny.)

This is the pig I drew:



Isn't this the cutest damn piggy you've ever seen?

No?

Well, I didn't have an erase button, or I would have made it look spec-fucking-tacular. It least it doesn't look as freaky scary as some of the drawings in the piggy gallery.

[very amusing and useful procrastinating tool found via tj's blog]