Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather...

1. your ears be bleeding OR your eyes?

Ears. It's easier to walk around with a wad of something to stop the blood flow stuffed in your ears than in your eyes.

2. smell like vanilla cake frosting OR fresh-cut lime wedges?

Frosting. I'd rather smell like dessert than happy hour condiments.

3. get comments on your hair OR your smile?

Uh... hair. Because... uh...

4. have an addiction to coffee OR an addiction to bubble gum?

Gum. I can't fit a pack of coffee in my pocket for quick emergency fixes.